quiz i stole, from someone who stole it.posted Sep 10th 2006, 1:32AM
Mood: Lazy
How RETARDED am I?
[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face. (almost)
[x] I have choked on my own spit.
[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[X] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling.
[x] I've accidently caused an explosion. (does blowing up an egg count?)
[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.(only when I'm hyper)
[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...
[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[ x] I just tried to lick my elbow. (I tend to do stupid things if people say it isn't possible )
[X] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[X] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.(it stuck on the front of my shirt, i walked around most of the day with it just hanging there )
[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math. (all the time)
[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (a golf cart to be percise)
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (yes i have geometry honors homework)
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.
[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (yes, always my shoes! i walk around looking for them then i look down and they're on my feet)
[x] I accidently break a lot of things...
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[x] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.
[x] I move my head to the side when im confused.
[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I've fallen out of my chair before. (i needed a nap)
[x] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (one time a found the little dipper)
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